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Periods in a Nutshell

  • Period:

    Your stomach hurts.

  • Period:

    No it doesn't, eat everything.

  • Period:

    Why did you eat all the things, your stomach hurts!

  • Period:

    No it doesn't, there's a plate of brownies. Eat them.

  • Period:

    Your uterus is pulsing. Change position twenty times to see if that helps.

  • Period:

    You want to fuck him.

  • Period:

    No you don't, kill him.

  • Period:

    You're bored. Let's literally cry about that, shall we?

  • Period:

    Never mind, just find people and kill them.

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